Addicted to Quilting

She learned to quilt on MONDAY
Her stitches were all fine
She forgot to make us dinner
So we all went out to dine.


She quilted miniatures on TUESDAY
She says they are a must
They really were quite lovely
But she forgot to dust.


On WEDNESDAY it was a sampler
She says stippling is fun
What highlights what shadows!
But the laundry wasn't done.


Nine Patches were on THURSDAY
Green, Yellow, Blue, and Red
I guess she was really engrossed
She never made the bed.


It was wall hangings on FRIDAY
In colours she adores
It never bothered her at all
That crumbs were on the floor.


I found a maid on SATURDAY
My week is now complete
My wife can quilt the hours away
The house will still be neat.


Well, now its only SUNDAY
I think I'm about to wilt
I cursed, I raved, I ranted
Cuz the Maid has learned to QUILT!